tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post1221697371263929359..comments2023-10-24T07:03:42.942-05:00Comments on vtmbottomline: USING PARAPROSDOKIAN LANGUAGEPaul Burlesonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17021178307705707423noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-54406844351242351212010-09-14T07:40:30.049-05:002010-09-14T07:40:30.049-05:00Paul,
I get it!
My mother would tell my dad to s...Paul,<br />I get it! <br />My mother would tell my dad to stop telling jokes to Eskimos they were teaching at Quinock, Alaska. He kept repeating jokes but they never caught it.Rex Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06976501582240117188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-78083255571850382982010-09-10T12:43:54.779-05:002010-09-10T12:43:54.779-05:00Paul, you're really funny, but remember, looks...Paul, you're really funny, but remember, looks aren't everything.<br /><br />Hey. I'm just trying to keep up the paraprosdokian thing going.<br /><br /><i>WORD VERIFICATION: No kidding .. "drelect".</i>Bob Clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06110395869562328309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-65901098616844601742010-09-10T10:05:08.305-05:002010-09-10T10:05:08.305-05:00"Rolling Laughing On Floor""Rolling Laughing On Floor"Rodney Sprayberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00354264158831825334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-49805745941811695132010-09-10T10:03:04.541-05:002010-09-10T10:03:04.541-05:00RLOFRLOFRodney Sprayberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00354264158831825334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-45985969720322792922010-09-10T09:28:37.940-05:002010-09-10T09:28:37.940-05:00Rex,
I'm sorry. It was my poor sense of humo...Rex,<br /> <br />I'm sorry. It was my poor sense of humor. I told Aussie J, that you were "right." then said to you.."Only you're left" meaning you're the one "left" to comment to. A play on the preceding word "right." I freely admit it wasn't very funny or even easily understood. Most of my attempted funnies go this way. :(Paul Burlesonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17021178307705707423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-83414465824980890372010-09-10T07:33:03.963-05:002010-09-10T07:33:03.963-05:00Paul,
Maybe it’s too early in the morning, but for...Paul,<br />Maybe it’s too early in the morning, but for the life of me – this old brain can’t figure out “Only you’re left.”<br /><br />Some of you may remember “Ain’t funny McGee” in Fibber McGee and Molly. That’s what I thought about: “A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast <br />when you are after it as when you are in it.”<br /><br />I saw the express buss I was after leave as a missionary dropped me off after I’d finished a project at the Baptist Village in Israel. The next buss to Jerusalem was a local that made all the stops. As the minutes sped by, I confided in an ‘extra’ buss driver I had to catch the last bus to Beersheba at 4 PM. He said he’d help me find the ticket booth.<br /> It was five minutes till 4. I followed him in a run – dragging a suitcase full of tools. He left after saying “There” while pointing to a sigh. The sign said “Information”, but was closed. With people all over, I asked where the ticket booth was. “Three floors up.”<br /> Crazy! – It was 4:10 when I asked a newspaper stand about the ticket booth. “This is it”, and he pointed to my buss about to leave.<br /> I’ve never figured out how they had a buss 3 floors up from the one I left. After a four hour rest we arrived. During the trip, people left and got their bags from under the buss without anyone checking what they took. I worried about that and when I picked up my suitcase, I told my son: “Someone has stolen my tools!”<br /> But they were all there which proves the weight of anything depends on your condition and state of mind.Rex Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06976501582240117188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-30901093162033012542010-09-10T05:19:57.767-05:002010-09-10T05:19:57.767-05:00Bob,
After 64 minutes of that "Iumsor" ...Bob,<br /><br />After 64 minutes of that "Iumsor" too. ;)<br /><br /><br />Aussie J,<br /><br />I think Rex is right.<br /><br /><br />Rex,<br /><br />Only you're left. ;)Paul Burlesonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17021178307705707423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-679736005291598912010-09-09T22:14:44.165-05:002010-09-09T22:14:44.165-05:00Aussie John,
With two candidates the elected Presi...Aussie John,<br />With two candidates the elected President would have over half the ‘vote’, but with 50 candidates, he could have as little as 11 percent of the vote, but the REAL answer is judges have better scenery.Rex Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06976501582240117188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-10840219764643826492010-09-09T19:36:16.758-05:002010-09-09T19:36:16.758-05:00Paul,
Maybe you can enlighten me!
Why do America...Paul,<br /><br />Maybe you can enlighten me!<br /><br />Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?Aussie Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16199918171163666399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28605099.post-36860474567619425802010-09-09T19:11:50.789-05:002010-09-09T19:11:50.789-05:00"I bought my mother a house, but the cops wou..."I bought my mother a house, but the cops wouldn't let her run it."<br /><br /><i>WORD VERIFICATION: "eumsor" ... after 64 minutes of cardio exercise today, you darn betcha I am ... </i>Bob Clevelandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06110395869562328309noreply@blogger.com